Does it count as procrastination when you would rather kill yourself than do your homework?

Gacked from rondastarr

Appearance/ Self-Image

[x] I am shorter than 5’4.
[x] I think I’m ugly, even sometimes.
[x] I have many scars.
[ ] I wish my hair was a different color.
[x] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
[ ] I have a tattoo.
[x] I am self-conscious about my appearance.
[x] I have/I’ve had braces.
[x] I wear glasses or contacts.
[x] I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
[x] I have more than 2 piercings.
[ ] I have piercings in places besides my ears.
[ ] I have freckles.

Family/Home Life

[x] I’ve sworn at my parents (and my grandparents, and a colleague and a boss…).
[x] I’ve run away from home.
[ ] I’ve been kicked out of the house.
[ ] My biological parents are together (my dad died so it’s not through choice).
[ ] I have a sibling less than one year old.
[ ] I want to have kids.
[ ] I’ve had children.
[ ] I’ve lost a child.

School/Work

[ ] I’m in school.
[x] I have a job.
[x] I’ve fallen asleep at work/school.
[x] I almost always do my homework.
[x] I’ve missed a week or more of school.
[ ] I’ve been on the Honor Roll within the last 2 years.
[ ] Failed more than 1 class last year.
[ ] I’ve stolen something from my job.
[ ] I’ve been fired.
[x] I’ve skipped school.

Embarrassment

[x] I’ve slipped out a “lol” in a spoken conversation
[x] Disney movies still make me cry (if I feel crap enough anything can actually make me cry).
[ ] I’ve peed from laughing.
[x] I’ve snorted while laughing.
[x] I’ve laughed so hard I’ve cried.
[ ] I’ve glued my hand to something.
[ ] I’ve laughed till some kind of beverage came out of my nose.
[x] I’ve had my pants rip in public… damn fences
[ ] I was born with a disease/impairment.
[ ] I’ve gotten stitches
[ ] I’ve broken a bone.
[ ] I’ve had my tonsils removed.
[x] I’ve sat in a doctor’s office with a friend.
[ ] I had a serious surgery.
[x] I’ve had chicken pox.

Traveling

[x] I’ve driven over 200 miles in one day (or rather I have been in a car that has gone more than 200 miles – I don’t actually own a driving license).
[x] I’ve been on a plane.
[x] I’ve been to Canada.
[ ] I’ve been to Mexico.
[ ] I’ve been to Niagara Falls.
[ ] I’ve Celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.
[x] I’ve been to Europe
[ ] I’ve been to Africa.

Experiences

[x] I’ve gotten lost in my city.
[x] I’ve seen a shooting star.
[x] I’ve wished on a shooting star.
[x] I’ve seen a meteor shower.
[x] I’ve gone out in public in my pajamas.
[x] I’ve pushed all the buttons on an elevator
[x] I’ve kicked a guy where it hurts.
[x] I’ve been to a casino.
[ ] I’ve been skydiving.
[x] I’ve gone skinny dipping.
[ ] I’ve played spin the bottle.
[ ] I’ve drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.
[ ] I’ve crashed a car.
[ ] I’ve been Skiing.
[x] I’ve been in a play.
[x] I’ve met someone in person from the internet.
[x] I’ve caught a snowflake on my tongue.
[ ] I’ve seen the Northern Lights.
[ ] I’ve sat on a roof top at night.
[ ] I’ve played chicken.
[ ] I’ve played a prank on someone.

[x] I’ve ridden in a taxi.
[ ] I’ve seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
[ ] I’ve eaten Sushi.
[ ] I’ve been snowboarding.

Relationships

[x] I’m single
[ ] I’m in a relationship.
[ ] I’m engaged.
[ ] I’m married.
[x] I’ve had someone cheat on me.
[x] I’ve gone on a blind date.
[x] I’ve been the dumpee more than the dumper.
[ ] I miss someone right now.
[x] I have a fear of commitment.
[x] I have a fear of abandonment.
[ ] I’ve cheated in a relationship.
[ ] I’ve gotten divorced.
[x] I’ve had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back.
[x] I’ve told someone I loved them when I didn’t.
[ ] I’ve told someone I didn’t love them when I did.
[ ] I’ve kept something from a past relationship. (does bitterness count?)

Sexuality

[ ] I’ve had a crush on someone of the same sex.
[x] I’ve had a crush on a teacher.
[ ] I am a cuddler.
[ ] I love to flirt.
[ ] I’ve been kissed in the rain.
[ ] I’ve hugged a stranger.
[ ] I have kissed a stranger.

Honesty/Crime

[x] I am a terrible liar.
[x] I’ve done something I promised someone else I wouldn’t
[x] I’ve done something I promised myself I wouldn’t.
[ ] I’ve snuck out of my house.
[x] I have lied to my parents about where I am.
[ ] I am keeping a secret from the world.
[ ] I’ve cheated while playing a game.
[ ] I’ve cheated on a test.
[ ] I’ve ran a red light.
[ ] I’ve been suspended from school.
[ ] I’ve witnessed a crime.
[ ] I’ve been in a fist fight.
[ ] I’ve been arrested.
[ ] I’ve shoplifted.

Drugs/Alcohol

[x] I’ve consumed alcohol.
[ ] I regularly drink.
[x] I’ve passed out from drinking
[ ] I have passed out drunk at least once in the past 6 months.
[ ] I smoke
[x] I’ve taken painkillers when I didn’t need them.
[ ] I’ve smoked pot.
[ ] I’m a stoner.
[ ] I’ve snorted cocaine.
[ ] I’ve eaten shrooms.
[ ] I’ve popped E.
[ ] I’ve inhaled Nitrous.
[ ] I’ve done hard drugs
[x] I have had cough drops when I’m not sick.
[ ] I can’t swallow pills.
[x] I can swallow about 5 pills at a time no problem.

Depression and Self-harm

[x] I have been diagnosed with clinical depression (what can I say here? I have recurrent clinical depressive disorder and it’s not that I am proud of it, but at least I know now why I often feel like crap).
[x] I shut others out when I’m depressed.
[x] I take anti-depressants
[ ] I’m anorexic or bulemic. (I had a problem when I was a teen and then again in my early 20s)
[x] I’ve slept an entire day when I didn’t need it.
[x] I’ve hurt myself on purpose.
[ ] I’m addicted to self harm.
[x] I’ve woken up crying.
[x] I’ve cried myself to sleep.
[x] I see a therapist.

Death and Suicide

[ ] I’m afraid of dying.
[x] I hate funerals.
[x] I’ve seen someone dying.
[x] Someone close to me has attempted suicide.
[x] Someone close to me has committed suicide.
[x] I’ve planned my own suicide.
[x] I’ve attempted suicide.
[ ] I’ve written a eulogy for myself.

Materialism

[ ] I own over 5 rap CDs.
[x] I own an iPod or MP3 player.
[ ] I have an unhealthy obsession with anime/manga.
[ ] I own multiple designer purses, costing over $100 a piece >.>
[ ] I own something from Hot Topic.
[ ] I own something from Pac Sun.
[ ] I collect comic books.
[ ] I own something from The Gap.
[x] I own something I got on e-bay.
[ ] I own something from Abercrombie.

Political/Social Attitudes

[ ] In general, I don’t like people.
[ ] I’m a feminist.
[ ] I’m very outgoing
[ ] I listen to political music.
[ ] I’m Democratic
[ ] I’m Republican.
[x] I’m liberal. Liberal-ish.
[ ] I don’t like Bush, because he is dumb.
[x] I don’t like Bush with my own reasons to back it up (although really this should be Blair seeing as I am British, but my answer still stands).
[ ] I’m religious.
[x] I dress fairly modestly.
[ ] My attitude is, “If you’ve got it, flaunt it.”

Random

[x] I can sing well. (I’d actually go with okay here! I can hold a tune)
[ ] I’ve stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant.
[ ] I open up to others easily.
[ ] I watch the news.
[ ] I don’t kill bugs.
[x] I hate hearing songs that sacrifice meaning for the sake of being able to rhyme
[x] I curse regularly.
[x] I sing in the shower.
[ ] I paid for my cell phone ring tone.
[x] I’m a snob about grammar.
[ ] I am a sports fanatic.
[x] I twirl my hair
[ ] I have “x”s in my screen name.
[ ] I love Spam
[x] I’ve copied more than 30 CD’s in a day.
[x] I bake well.
[ ] My favorite color is either white, yellow, pink, red or blue
[x] I would wear pajamas to school.
[ ] I like Martha Stewart.
[] I know how to shoot a gun.
[ ] I am in love with love.
[ ] I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS.
[x] I laugh at my own jokes.
[ ] I eat fast food weekly.
[x] I believe in ghosts.
[x] I am online 24/7, even as an away message.
[x] I’ve not turned anything in and still got an A in a certain class.
[x] I can’t sleep if there is a spider in the room.
[x] I am really ticklish.
[ ] I love white chocolate.
[ ] I bite my nails.
[x] I play video games.
[ ] I’m good at remembering faces.
[x] I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.

[x] My answers are totally honest

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